• You won’t have to go to a phony Actors’ Boot Camp®.
• You act more than once a month in your class – actually, you act extensively in every class.
• Though none of the teachers at The Acting Corps invented acting or channel the spirit of Stanislavski, they do act for a living.
• You won’t have a week to forget everything you learned last Tuesday night; you can go to class every day.
• You will act in a clean, professional space and be just as creative as you would be in a dump.
• You won’t have to pay The Acting Corps’ rent for two or three years before you are allowed to audition for a student film.
• You will not be thrown, before you are ready, in front of a casting director whose job it is to remember actors.
• None of the teachers will regale you repeatedly with show business stories from 1975; they would rather see you act.
• You will never be asked to re-live the precious memories of losing a favorite pet, being yelled at by your parents, or Johnny Love asking your best friend to the prom instead of you.
• You will be pleasantly surprised by the lack of smoke blown up your derriere as you discover that talent means hard work.

• It's damn near impossible to choose between rock star and movie star.
• You want to be able to say for the rest of your life, "I could've made it but I just didn't feel like it."
• Casting director workshops are making you famous.
• You are as good on set as you are in your bathroom.
• You have three Oscars and you got them all by just being you.
• You are too busy building your career through extra work.
• Your friends at the restaurant would miss you if you ever got an acting job.
• Brangelina might adopt you any day now.
• Mr. Spielberg informed you that all you need are solid cold reading skills and a killer haircut.
• It's really nice outside.

To find out more about the Acting Corps programs, click here.