- You won’t have to go to a phony Actors’ Boot Camp®.
- You act more than once a month in your class – actually, you act extensively in every class.
- Though none of the teachers at The Acting Corps invented acting or channel the spirit of Stanislavski, they do act for a living.
- You won’t have a week to forget everything you learned last Tuesday night; you can go to class every day.
- You will act in a clean, professional space and be just as creative as you would be in a dump.
- You won’t have to pay The Acting Corps’ rent for two or three years before you are allowed to audition for a student film.
- You will not be thrown, before you are ready, in front of a casting director whose job it is to remember actors.
- None of the teachers will regale you repeatedly with show business stories from 1975; they would rather see you act.
- You will never be asked to re-live the precious memories of losing a favorite pet, being yelled at by your parents, or Johnny Love asking your best friend to the prom instead of you.
- You will be pleasantly surprised by the lack of smoke blown up your derriere as you discover that talent means hard work.
- It's damn near impossible to choose between rock star and movie star.
- You want to be able to say for the rest of your life, "I could've made it but I just didn't feel like it."
- Casting director workshops are making you famous.
- You are as good on set as you are in your bathroom.
- You have three Oscars and you got them all by just being you.
- You are too busy building your career through extra work.
- Your friends at the restaurant would miss you if you ever got an acting job.
- Brangelina might adopt you any day now.
- Mr. Spielberg informed you that all you need are solid cold reading skills and a killer haircut.
- It's really nice outside.
To find out more about the Acting Corps programs, click here.

